She sounded a little distressed when she told me that Max had put a ring of hers on his finger a bit ago and now it was seriously stuck. Oh dearie me. That Max. Always getting into scrapes. Anyway, I told her I'd be home shortly and that they should keep his finger in cold water and not tug at the ring too much.
This morning when she came in I had noticed on her hand a rather large and alarming ring that looked kind of like brass knuckles, only it was a cross. Pretty intense. I was hoping it wasn't THAT ring that he was stuck with.
When I got home there he was, with the cross ring as stuck as could be. We tried butter, oil, cold water, all of it and the thing wasn't budging. Kris is out of town today, so he couldn't help, but I figured it was probably time to get the ring cut off considering that Mr. Dorky's finger was getting fatter and redder by the minute.
Luckily, not only do I know somebody who's good at cutting things up, but I also employ several of them. We ran as quickly as we could back over to the office and barely made it just before Dr. Patterson was leaving for the day. He was kind and gracious enough to sit Max down and cut the dang ring off. Max was completely fine, not distressed at all the whole time until he got into the office and started to see people he knew. Then he started to get embarrassed. He didn't want anybody to see his hand, and when I tried to take a few documentary photos he almost ran out of the place.
NO!! NOOOO!! I don't want this posted on facebook!!!!!
Anyway, it took all of five minutes to get the thing cut off, and Dr Patterson was happy because he got to use a few tools that hadn't even left their original packaging yet (grown up tooth tools).
Max's finger was fine, none the worse for the wear, and the babystitter's ring was ruined, but she was just so happy to have Max's finger free that it didn't matter. The poor thing was feeling so bad about the whole situation; "I'll never wear a ring when I'm watching kids again!!!"
The end and goodnight--there's your laugh for the day.











































